I have figured this out!! Thanks Marge!

I love Maru the cat. I'm angry at America's heath care system. I hate my sick neighbors. I'm sick of meeting the WRONG kind of dudes. Getting Soft Paws on my 2 cats this Fri. That should be interesting. I just ate a massive salad. No dressing. I frown upon all condiments unless it's cheese, sour cream or guacamole. It's thunder storming....again. Jesus, I had better lose some weight. Day 2 of eating healthy! Later this evening the menu reads: sugar free peach jello. I'm so going to do this. I need to lose a good 20-25lbs and I am NOT exaggerating----I can't stand it when ppl exaggerate. "I caught a fish this big!" I want to move out of here so BAD!! I hate this place! I was born/raised here and it's never been "home" to me. Just loads of assholes and bad memories. I hate my neighbors. Did I mention that? More of that later. They make my life a living HELL. Hello, God it's me Krflgqzxcgur! I'm cancelling my Dr. appt right now....made it 1 month later. DONE! Just needed some time to think about the hysterectomy. I seriously need a nose hair trimmer. I once braided my bf's ass hair. I was that in love with him. Oh that's been what?---ages ago----college! I'm currently in love/lust with someone who does not love me back but would have sex with me. Not good enough! I love Europe. Well, certain countries. I mean Moldova certainly isn't on my list for Chrissakes....unless to adopt my future children. I think telemarketing should be banned. Ok, that's it for today. Hisssssss!

What the hell is this? Is this where I type stuff?

Ground control to major Tom...

Testing, testing 1,2,3